OK, So I'm a little slow.

[celtprincess13]

If you call me celtprincess13, you know me from live journal
If you call me Scoopy, you have my e-mail address
If you call me Scoop13, you’re on my junk e-mail list
If you call me Scoop, you’re a friend
If you call me KimScoop, you’re from Snopes or VVII
If you call me Kim, you’re an acquaintance or a co-worker
If you call me Kimberly, you’re Billy Coffindaffer
If you call me Kimmie, you’re Becky
If you call me Kimmie Sue, you’re Linda Lou
If you call me Dutch, you’re my mommy