Shock and Amazement

My friend and I were playing Scene It the other night and we both answered at the same time. So we had to go to a tie breaker. And the tie breakers are much with the lame: the first one was 'who has the better driver's license photo" and the second one was 'thumb wrestle to see who is victorious'. So Vic said "I'm not thumbwrestling with you". And I said ok, we'll just do rock paper scissors.

Y'all, I had to TEACH her RockPaperScissors! I thought every american kid (hell, maybe non-american kids, too) learned that one by like age five. Isn't it in the manual??? She said she had never done it. Ever. She didn't even know what beat what?